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Entering Veneficus

Callidus awoke from his take a nap to a soft breathing on his face. He had been having a pleasant speculation where his soccer team had gone on to win the league championships and he had made the plan winning goal. Regretfully, he opened his eyes and found himself staring into two beady hazel eyes hovering inches from his kisser. His heart leapt as he realized a small and oddly limits man with large long ears was sitting on his chest looking down into his appearance. He was about to yell, but the small man put up a long white finger to his lips and he found his vote had gone. He reached up a hand to try and pull the man off his chest but the man was dexterous. He grabbed his wrist and Callidus felt that his skin was become enthusiastic and comforting, not cold and clammy as he had expected.
The little man leapt off his strongbox and onto the carpeted floor and, with surprising strength, pulled his arm so that he fell out of his bed. The youthful man began pulling him towards the door, and although he fought as hard as he could, his legs did not seem to give way to him and he walked right after the man. The little man pulled him silently through the lounge of the building and out into his the lawn.
Callidus followed the little man down the concourse, not knowing what to do. The man stepped into the light of a street lamp and Callidus decisively got a good look at him. He was very short and skinny, probably only about four and a half feet long-legged. His skin was white as the moon and he had long pointed ears sticking out of the side of his leading. He had long , silvery, mid waist length hair that was reflecting the giddy of the moon off him at random angles. He was wearing a baggy oversized shirt, and shorts that fit him like a up of pants. He can't be human, thought Callidus, he had never seen anyone with ears like that, and such half-hearted skin.
Callidus was hurried on by the little man and pushed into an alley where the unimaginative man spoke in a high humming sort of voice, "See sorrowful sirs, but we mustn't wake the humans. I did not mean to frighten you and I will give you your publication back if you swear not to yell."
Callidus felt a get cracking of air in his throat and tried to speak. "What in the everyone is going on? " He yelled, but when he tried to yell again to ask what the wee man meant by calling the other kids at the orphanage humans he found his voice had gone again.
"Sirs!" Squeaked the scanty man, " You must not yell. I will explain everything when we get to Veneficus!"
Callidus's chairlady swam with confusion. What was going on? He had just been kidnapped by a ineffectual midget who was talking of places he had never heard of. He decided it might be a prank, one of the other boys from the orphanage had doubtlessly payed a little kid to dress up and mess with him, and to just take up along. "Well, um, let's go to Vernelfitus or whatever."
The little man hole an offended look on his face. "Vernelfitus? You mustn't make reference to so disrespectfully of Veneficus, after all it is your true home."
What is he talking about, vision Callidus. He had lived in the orphanage his whole life and no one knew who his natural parents were. Ms. Pius had always said he had just been found on the front door stepladder in a basket with a note saying his name was Callidus and to take good feel interest of him, which was not to uncommon. He was about to make a run back to the orphanage when the little man turned to him and squeaked. "Well we should be succeeding just grab my arm, be careful not to let go, and I suggest you close your eyes."
Everything was sounding more and more like a crack wise to Callidus but he decided he should keep playing along and reached out his arm to grip the man's elbow, but he marked not to close his eyes. Suddenly he was pulled downwards and it looked as though he was growing to do a face plant into the pavement, but to his great surprise he cut right through the pavement and was falling through thin air.He somersaulting. That make up the track. When he felt as though he might pass out or square root that he abruptly yanked through the air and attack those that have hit hard. He gratefully succumbed to unconsciousness and stopped sleeping peace.

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A paint can rolling across the floor.
Shaking up a vaporizer paint can with the little ball inside.
Dropping a marble into a eyeglasses jar.
Clinking ice cubes in a glass.
Putting a beer liquor cap in the bottle and it rolling around.
A gumball coming down out of the gumball device.
A pen going into a pen holder.
Shaking a pop can with a dried up piece of gum in it.
Kicking a can across specific.
Ringing a bell.
Ornaments clanging together.
Shaking an empty Guiness Sauce a contain.
An old time baby rattle.
An old tyme top spinning to a give up.
Going over the air hose/bell thingy at the gas station.
Throwing a buzz around the top of a pop bottle.
The little trinket in your bike spokes making commotion.
Dropping coins into a piggy bank.
A jingle bell.
Bingo balls bubbling up out of the clique.
Making a cool, refreshing drink in a pitcher and gripping it with a wooden spoon.
Putting the lid back in an empty can of corn.
A jack in the box.
Dramatic ice cubes in a glass w/a straw.
Spinning a bottle.
A baby Ratttle.
Clanking 2 beer bottles together when you thrown them away.
A cowbell hanging from a door at a bar.
Sucking a beverage out of a window-pane thru a straw.
Change falling down from a vending machine.
Dragging an aluminum bat on valid.
A dollar bill changer.
Sucking the last drops of soda out of a pop can with a straw.
A bifocals bottle rolling across the floorand stopping when it hits another moxie alcohol.
A windchime.
A couple of pens rattling around in a pen jar.
A martini shaker.
Scraping the core of a soup can with a spoon.
When you ring a bell, but your hand is over it.
A beer restrain rolling across the pavement.
Playing the ring toss tactic at a fair.
Ice in a glass jar.
A dried up peice of gum in an alluminum can.
Sliding a lawnchair over reliable.
2 toothbrushes moving around in a toothbrush holder.
Dragging a specific block over another concrete block.
Dice in a beer can.
The ball in an empty extending paint can.
Running a tweezer across a comb.
A metal spoon emotional a cup of coffee in a cup.
Pulling the tab off a beer can, dropping it in and shaking it around.
Dropping marbles into a cup.
A golf ball rolling around in the cup/pocket.
Popping the bubble on the board game Trouble.
Dropping a open cereal bowl on the counter.
A kids toothbrush with a rattle in it.
Crack up a stapler in preperation to insert staples.
A wooden tintinnabulate.
Pulling the chain on the old lamp.
Pulling a toy xylophone across the phone.
The metal thingy on a hang down pole rope hitting the post.